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Condiments
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Corn Syrup?

Condiments
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Real Food?

You bet!


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Small, individual condiment orders are shipped with accompanying meat orders.  This way shipping costs are insignificant.

Condiment-only orders must be in case lots.



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Your Healthy,
Nutritious, Delicious
Grass-Fed Meat Source!

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3255 CR 45400
Powderly, TX 75473
near Paris, TX


Perfect for the
Real Diet of Man, commonly known as the Paleo Diet, the Hunter Gatherer diet, or the Caveman diet.

Condiments
 Click on the Bull's Eye for Information and Pricing


The Stuff!  Zydeco All Purpose Seasoning
Bryon's Butt Rub
Macadamia Nut Cooking & Salad Oil
RealSalt:  A Gourmet All Natural Sea Salt


 T-Coon's The Stuff!
       The Stuff! is classic all purpose seasoning for Zydeco Cooking.  It's made with all real ingredients; no MSG or flavor enhancers.  It is great with eggs, poultry, steaks, BBQ, veggies, fish, and boiled seafood.  When seasoning steaks, brisket, ribs, or wild game, sprinkle liberally on both sides inside and out.  With a little practice you'll have perfectly seasoned meals, not salty, not too hot.  Use a little, use a lot.  You decide.

8-ounce shaker:  $2.98

       The Stuff!:  Salt, Garlic, Red Pepper, Black Pepper.  Contains no MSG.




 Bryon's Butt Rub
Butt Rub®, is used by championship barbequers, professional chefs, and backyard cooks everywhere.  It is an outstanding rub for low and slow cooking of pot roasts, briskets, ribs, etc.   --"A Little Butt Rub Makes Everything Better"®

26-ounce Jar:  $13.68

       Butt Rub:  onion, garlic, salt, pepper, paprika and chipotle (smoked jalapeno).



 Macadamia Nut Cooking & Salad Oil
       The macadamia nut has long been treasured in Hawaii as a gourmet nut.  Now, an oil better in quality to the finest extra virgin olive oil is expeller pressed from this elegant nut.  In addition to a unique flavor and unbeatable nutritional characteristics, it also adds the romance of Hawaii.
       Oils of Aloha Macadamia Nut Oil is a naturally light oil that imparts a delicious flavor to a wide variety of foods.  Vegetables, seafoods, and meats are equally enhanced.  Baking, roasting, and barbecuing brings out the nutty flavor of the oil.  It is excellent in salad dressings and sauces.
       There's recent scientific evidence that the oil pressed from macadamia nuts, used in cooking and salads, offers a bounty of special benefits for our physical health.  Hawaiian macadamia nut oil is 80% monounsaturated -- the highest percentage (and most beneficial for our health) among popular cooking oils.  Olive oil is just 74% monounsaturated and Canola is only 58%.  Hawaiian macadamia nut oil has a 13.7:1 ratio of Omega-6 to Omega-3 fatty acids similar to olive oil's 12.8:1 ratio.  But, more importantly, a 100-gram serving of Macadamia Nut Oil has a net surplus of Omega-6 over Omega-3 of just 2 grams.  In a same-sized serving the net Omega-6 surplus is 9 grams for Olive Oil and 46.13 grams for corn oil.
       Macadamia nut oil has not only a very high smoke point, it also has excellent flavor retention.  At 389°F., Hawaiian macadamia nut oil has a smoke point (the temperature at which an oil smokes and begins to deteriorate in flavor and quality) twice that of extra virgin olive oil and competes favorably with even peanut oil for sautéing and stir-frying.  Also, while the flavor of extra virgin olive oil boils off at only about 170°F., Hawaiian macadamia nut oil retains its wonderful, nutty flavor and bouquet even up to its high smoke point -- providing a margin of stability for the full range of common cooking temperatures.  Its highly monounsaturated composition means its natural (and added Vitamin E) antioxidants, provide extra protection and a long shelf life without refrigeration.

Hawaii's Gold
       The subtle, nutty flavor of this pure macadamia nut oil is delicious with fish, chicken, and vegetable dishes.  Excellent as a base for salad dressings.  It imparts a delightful buttery flavor.  Excellent for sautéing and stir-frying due to the high smoke point.
5.0 oz. Hawaii's Gold Macadamia Nut Oil = $6.00
12.7 oz. Hawaii's Gold Macadamia Nut Oil = $9.00
128 oz. (One Gallon) Hawaii's Gold Macadamia Nut Oil = $60.00



Kauai Herb
       Natural Italian herbs combined with Hawaii's original macadamia nut oil add a delightful flavor to your favorite salad dressings. Excellent basted on fish before sautéing or barbecuing.
5.0 oz. Kauai Herb Macadamia Nut Oil = $6.00
12.7 oz. Kauai Herb Macadamia Nut Oil = $9.00
128 oz. (One Gallon) Kauai Herb Macadamia Nut Oil = $60.00


Garlic Isle
       Roasted garlic blended with macadamia nut oil imparts excitement to marinades and sautéed dishes.  Excellent for cooking shrimp or chicken.
5.0 oz. Garlic Isle Macadamia Nut Oil = $6.00
12.7 oz. Garlic Isle Macadamia Nut Oil = $9.00
128 oz. (One Gallon) Garlic Isle Macadamia Nut Oil = $60.00



Haleiwa Heat
       Macadamia Nut Oil infused with chilies and garlic add just the right heat to any dish.  Terrific for marinades, deep fried turkeys, and such.
5.0 oz. Haleiwa Heat Macadamia Nut Oil = $6.00
12.7 oz. Haleiwa Heat Macadamia Nut Oil = $9.00
128 oz. (One Gallon) Haleiwa Heat Macadamia Nut Oil = $60.00



Pele's Fire
       Natural chilis infused with Hawaii's original macadamia nut oil create an assertive basting sauce for pork and ham, an excellent oil for sautéing fish, and a real eye opener for your breakfast eggs.  Try it for a touch of fire in your favorite basting sauce and marinades.
5.0 oz. Pele's Fire Macadamia Nut Oil = $6.00
12.7 oz. Pele's Fire Macadamia Nut Oil = $9.00
128 oz. (One Gallon) Pele's Fire Macadamia Nut Oil = $60.00



Macadamia Oil Sampler
       A collection of Hawaiian Macadamia Nut Oils is available for you to experiment with in your own kitchen or to give as a special gift.  This selection provides four specialty oils:  Hawaii’s Gold (5 oz. bottle), Kauai Herb (5 oz. bottle), Pele’s Fire (5 oz. bottle), Garlic Isle (5 oz. bottle)
Macadamia Oil Sampler = $22.50





 RealSalt:  A Gourmet All Natural Sea Salt
       Long before the earth experienced man's pollutants, a huge, ancient sea covered what is now North America.  Pure, natural salt was an ingredient of this sea, and over millions of years, the water evaporated, leaving the salt in undisturbed deposits.  At some point during the earth's Jurassic era, a range of volcanos erupted around the ancient sea bed, sealing the salt with layers of thick volcanic ash, protecting these precious deposits against modern pollutants introduced by man.  Near the small town of Redmond, in central Utah, approximately 200 miles south of Salt Lake City, Redmond Minerals extracts this hand-selected salt from deep within the earth, and brings it to us in its pure, natural state -- without any additives, chemicals, or heat processing.  This is RealSalt, full of flavor and natural goodness -- the way salt was meant to be savored!

26 oz. Pouch Granular Salt     $6.48
RealSalt 26 ounce pouch comes with a handy screw-top cap that makes refilling shakers a breeze.  Compared to RealSalt brand salt, many sea salts appear stark white because they have undergone a harsh refining process. Unlike RealSalt, these salts are filled with silicates, dextrose, and other additives.  By contrast, RealSalt is an all-natural, kosher-certified sea salt extracted from deep within the earth, crushed, screened, and packaged.  RealSalt's unique flecks of color are the result of more than 50 natural trace minerals essential to human health (including natural iodine!).  Experience the goodness of RealSalt!






16 oz. Pouch Kosher RealSalt     $7.98
Gourmet cooks use kosher salt for its coarse, chunkier grain and flavor-enhancing effect (in general, Kosher salt represents the size of the salt grain).  Keep a dish of this kosher salt close by and measure by the pinch.  Kosher RealSalt, known for its purity and flavor, is certified OU, meeting strict Jewish dietary guidelines.  This pouch features a screw-top cap, allowing for easy use.








8.25 oz. Organic Garlic Salt     $6.98
This all-natural sea salt has a delicate "sweet salt" flavor with the zest of organic garlic that you may not have experienced before.  Available in an 8.25 oz. shaker.  Ingredients: Sea salt and organic garlic.  Contains no MSG.  Certified organic by Q.A.I.





8.25 oz. Organic Onion Salt     $6.98
This all-natural sea salt has a delicate "sweet salt" flavor with the zing of organic onion that you may not have experienced before.  Available in an 8.25 oz. shaker.  Ingredients: Sea salt and organic onion.  Contains no MSG.  Certified organic by Q.A.I.





8.25 oz. Organic Seasoning Salt     $6.98
This all-natural sea salt has a delicate "sweet salt" flavor with the tasty blend of organic seasonings that you may not have experienced before.  Available in an 8.25 oz. shaker.  Ingredients: Sea salt, organic onion, organic coriander, organic spices, organic mustard, organic black pepper, organic paprika, organic herbs.  Contains no MSG.  Certified organic by Q.A.I.








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